I always loved playing the game "Life" as a kid. Stop here and get married. Roll for presents. Stop here and add a baby boy! Congratulations! Roll for presents! Roll for a career! Pay taxes! Ending up at Millionaire Acres....Ahh good time!
However, I think a more realistic version is necessary, how about adding -
Child diagnosed with asthma - pay $100 for medicine, $15 for office visit, be annoyed because child used nebulizer attachment to pretend he is Statue of Liberty....
Child comes down with strep throat for second time in two months, spend your day gathering school assignments, additional office visit $15, and more meds $10.
Daylight Savings time - Lose 1 hour of sleep, mom and children all cranky for a week. (Lose a turn).
Soccer season starts - Have exactly 1 night at home a week. Spend $100 for easy dinner options.
Mom over-commits herself - pay $100 for anti-anxiety meds.
Mom loses sanity - $10,000 for 6 months of inpatient treatment.....
(Disclaimer - Any resemblance of these to my own life is ABSOLUTELY intentional!)