Toddlerhood

I know most of you have seen this - but this is where my youngest child is right now -

Rules of the toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 

5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway. 

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine. 

8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically

becomes mine. 

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

It's a good thing she's cute.