Librarian - "Our adult movies are over here."
Man (with too much excitement) - "ADULT MOVIES! You have those here!"
Wife (I assume...) whacks man a good one.... (I chuckle because I would do the same, and wife blushes...)
Librarian blushes and stammers...."By adult, I mean not children's movies....."
Later as man and woman leave,
man winks to poor librarian.
A list of ten. Or a list of diez things.
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